You had me at Xenu…

I didn’t create these Scientology gems, I merely found them. And now I’m sharing them for your viewing pleasure.

For more Scientology antics, vist X EN U Tv.

Org basic Book Course commercial. Don’t be fooled by it’s high budget value:

Flag Tour 2004! Happiest Place on Earth! Seriously, what are these people on?

Learn to speak the Language… at least until Rosetta offers it. Something’s goin’ to flap! Better watch it now before you “drop your body”!